
AI Created Social Posts
Faster, but Shorter? *
(* Not even close)
The article was done. 800 words. Sharp. Took a few hours. Now need to write the social post.
Me: “Here’s a draft.”
Claude: 300 words.
Me: “150 words. Social post.”
Claude: 250 words.
Me: “Shorter.”
Claude: 200 words and an apology for the length.
Ten drafts. One day. Still yuck.
Why can’t AI do less?
Every word AI ever learned came from humans adding more. More explanation. More detail. More paragraphs to say what three words would have said. Academic papers. Legal briefs. Technical documentation. News articles. Forum threads where nobody ever said “never mind, you covered it.”
The entire internet is training data for more.
Brevity wasn’t in the curriculum.
Brevity requires knowing what to cut. Knowing what to cut requires knowing what matters. Knowing what matters requires judgment. Judgment requires stakes.
AI doesn’t have stakes.
AI has probabilities. Humans have consequences. When a word gets cut something is risked to cut it. AI risks nothing so it cuts nothing. Keeps everything. Just in case.
AI knows what words mean. It doesn’t know which ones to kill.
That’s not a word count problem. That’s a values problem.
AI is the best expansion machine ever built. Feed it an idea and it will build you a mansion. But you asked for a door.
The cutting is yours. Always was.
Next time AI hands you a legal brief when you asked for a bumper sticker, that’s not a bug. That’s the entire training history of the internet in one response.
We trained it on abundance. We just forgot to teach it enough.
Editors Note – Sorry it was cut for this article. (Claude keep saying but it needs one. SMH)


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