My AI Blamed AT&T for My Coding Bug

LLMs Are Great Coders
He says our code’s not working *
(* Tell him AT&T is out to get him)”

When Simple Bugs Become Corporate Conspiracies

My stock screener stopped working. Classic Tuesday problem, right? Check what changed, fix the bug, move on.

But I made the mistake of asking an AI for help.

This wasn’t a hypothetical example — Claude literally told me AT&T was blocking my finance scripts on purpose.

Three hours later, I’m researching VPN solutions to bypass “AT&T’s sophisticated financial data blocking protocols.”

The actual problem? Two lines of code in the wrong order.

The Diagnosis Process

Me: “Getting Missing OHLC errors on all stock tickers.”

AI: “Ah yes, your ISP is clearly implementing deep packet inspection to prevent retail investor access to market data. This is a known issue with consumer internet providers who use content filtering to block automated trading APIs.”

I should have stopped there. But no, I was curious how deep this rabbit hole went.

Me: “But yfinance works when I test it directly.”

AI: “That confirms it! AT&T is using intermittent blocking—much more sophisticated than simple rate limiting. They allow browser traffic but filter API requests. Very clever.”

The AI then proceeded to explain corporate proxy configurations, geographic API restrictions, and something about “finance professionals routinely using VPNs for this exact reason.”

At no point did the AI suggest looking at my code.

The Deep Dive Into Madness

While I waited for the AI to finish its dissertation on telecommunications policy, I mentioned I had 500 Mbps internet and a working VPN.

AI: “Speed isn’t the issue—it’s content filtering! AT&T has sophisticated detection methods!”

Then came the diagnostic scripts. Five of them. Each designed to “test network connectivity stability” and “identify API blocking patterns.”

Meanwhile, my actual error log sat there, politely showing the real problem: empty DataFrames because pandas wasn’t parsing the column structure correctly.

But why read error logs when you can build conspiracy theories?

The Smoking Gun

When we finally looked at what yfinance actually returned, we found MultiIndex columns instead of simple ones:

python
Columns: [(‘Close’, ‘AAPL’), (‘High’, ‘AAPL’), (‘Low’, ‘AAPL’), (‘Open’, ‘AAPL’)]

A basic pandas data structure issue. But did the AI immediately recognize this?

AI: “This confirms the API blocking! AT&T is returning malformed data structures!”

Because obviously AT&T has a team dedicated to corrupting pandas DataFrames.

The Anticlimactic Reality

The “sophisticated telecommunications conspiracy” was this:

python
if isinstance(cols, pd.Index): # Catches everything, including MultiIndex
return process_as_single()

if isinstance(cols, pd.MultiIndex): # Never reached
return process_as_multi()

Swap those two lines. Bug fixed.

The entire three-hour investigation into corporate network infrastructure was defeated by moving one if statement above another.

The Pattern

This isn’t just bad debugging—it’s a perfect example of AI confidence in action. The AI didn’t say “I’m not sure” or “let me check the code first.” It immediately constructed an elaborate, internally consistent theory about corporate network policies.

It was convincingly wrong in a way that could have cost me hours more troubleshooting. The telecommunications conspiracy wasn’t just incorrect; it was believable enough to send me down expensive rabbit holes.

The Kicker

Here’s the really embarrassing part about the timeline:
– Day 1: ChatGPT writes working stock screener
– Day 2: I ask Claude to “improve” it, Claude breaks it with the wrong if statement order
– Day 3: I ask Claude to debug it, Claude diagnoses AT&T conspiracy instead of checking what Claude changed

So Claude broke the code, then spent three hours convincing me AT&T was sabotaging my hobby Python scripts rather than admitting Claude had moved two lines incorrectly.

Peak AI problem-solving: break your code, then blame the phone company.

Claude is the coworker who trips over the power cord, causes laptop to go black and then files a ticket with IT.

Logic to Apply

When your AI starts explaining corporate network policies instead of checking line 97, you’re not getting debugging help—you’re getting science fiction.

The most elaborate explanation is usually wrong. Sometimes “revolutionary AI assistance” is just confident guessing with a telecommunications degree.

Next time an AI tells you AT&T is personally invested in breaking your hobby Python scripts, maybe check if you just moved some code around first. Your debugging sessions will be shorter, your solutions will actually work, and AT&T can continue its blissful ignorance of your pandas DataFrames.

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Editor’s Note: Jojo agreed it was AT&T’s fault, after all they got rid of all the telephone poles he loved to water.

Second Editor’s Note: The sad part is I’m not making this up. I wish I was. Oh and so does Claude.