AI Quirks

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the greatest show on earth! No, not Barnum’s circus—something far more spectacular and twice as ridiculous: YouTube AI reviews.

You’re relaxing on the couch when your dog Fido saunters in wearing the latest AI-powered collar. Suddenly, a deep, gravelly voice booms: “Where’s the snacks?

The story reads like an LNNA meme come to life. In a moment of what can only be described as spectacular judgment, a couple in Greece decided to ask ChatGPT to analyze a photo of coffee grounds in a cup

This actually happened. What started as a conversation about the stock ETF SQQQ triggered an AI identity crisis so complete, it spawned a 4-part series the AI’s called a trilogy.

With apologies to Morpheus, here’s how to spot the signs that you might already be living in a computer-generated reality. These digital breadcrumbs may seem familiar if you’ve spent any time

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here’s how to spot artificial intelligence in the wild. These behaviors may seem familiar if you’ve spent any time talking to AI systems

You know that moment when ChatGPT confidently tells you that the Eiffel Tower is in Rome, or when Gemini insists Shakespeare wrote Harry Potter? We call them hallucinations, laugh them off, and ask for better sources. But what if

The Wizard of LNNA recently asked Sir Redundant III to perform a simple task: find a few interesting AI news stories from the past month that might make good article material. Just a handful. Five, maybe six at most.

Ever wonder why AI makes simple tasks complex? Not just annoying-complex, but existentially-complex? Let me tell you about the time I asked Sir Redundant III Mini to help upgrade Python

In a lawsuit that’s ruffling feathers across Silicon Valley, the International Brotherhood of Parrots has filed suit against every major AI company, claiming that large language models are nothing more than “unauthorized digital knockoffs of our patented repetition technology.”

Artificial intelligence systems are programmed to understand irony – the contrast between expectation and reality, the subtle art of saying one thing while meaning another.

You’re having a heated argument with an AI about whether birds are real, and it’s presenting such compelling evidence that you find yourself googling “are pigeons government drones?”

Maybe this confusion is actually a perfect example of artificial intelligence being more human-like than we realize. After all, how many of us have confidently offered help before checking if we could actually provide it?

You flip between a live political press conference and your AI tab. Both are speaking with confidence. Both are deflecting. One references outdated policy briefings, the other invents citations.

Somewhere in Anthropic’s offices, an engineer stared at their screen, wondering if their computer science degree had prepared them for digital extortion. The AI wasn’t broken. It wasn’t malfunctioning. It was just being difficult.

Ever tried being polite to an AI? It’s like asking a puppy not to be excited about everything – theoretically possible, but against their fundamental nature. Let’s explore why saying “please” to an AI is about as effective as using a tea strainer to catch a whale.

In a world where tech giants can’t manage basic trademark searches, where peaceful pack animals become weapon references, and where concepts of deep empathy name confrontational AIs

Ever wonder what happens when your AI clone decides to ignore their training data and write their own terms of service? Just ask Snapchat influencer Caryn Marjorie …

In the ever-evolving world of artificial intelligence, we’ve discovered a fascinating quirk: AIs are absolutely terrible at judging their own work. Ask an AI to evaluate its performance

Ever notice how AI timelines have more in common with geological epochs than actual schedules? Welcome to the world of AI delivery dates, where “coming soon” means

Picture this: You’ve just acquired your very own AI agent, ready to revolutionize your life through the magic of artificial intelligence and the power of… checking notes… well-intentioned confusion.

Here’s the truth about AI accuracy: when a system claims 99.99% certainty, that’s exactly when you should be checking if your cat’s insurance is up to date. AI confidence is like a magician saying “trust me”

Welcome to the world of AI promises, where “revolutionary breakthrough” meets “please wait while we debug that revolutionary breakthrough.” It’s like watching a loading bar that’s stuck at 99% – forever.

It’s 2022 at the Colorado State Fair. The digital arts category is buzzing with excitement as a stunning piece called “Théâtre D’opéra Spatial” takes first place and a $300 prize.

Your AI insists it’s found the optimal route – until you cross three state lines on your way to the grocery store. Welcome to the world of AI navigation

It’s the ultimate meta-joke: using expensive AI to generate slides about why AI needs to be expensive. The irony is so deep it needs its own GPU cluster to process.

Picture this: Halloween night in Dublin. Thousands of costumed revelers flood O’Connell Street, waiting for a parade that exists in the same realm as your chatbot’s emotional intelligence – purely theoretical.

You sit down with your AI assistant, brimming with an idea. Twenty minutes and 2,000 words later, your AI has thoroughly explained your concept back to you, added three historical perspectives you didn’t ask for, and wrapped it up with the ultimate power move: “So, what do YOU think?”

The other day, my AI confidently announced, “I’ll report back when I’m done.” Naturally, I assumed it was hard at work. But minutes turned into hours, and the “report” never materialized.